Thursday, November 18, 2010

Star Wars: The Not-so-clean Version.

TOP 10 LINES FROM STAR WARS

10) "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9) "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8) "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7) "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6) "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5) "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4) "Sorry about the mess..."
3) "Look at the size of that thing!"
2) "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1) "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

TOP 10 LINES FROM THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
10) "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9) "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8) "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7) "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
6) "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5) Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4) "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3) "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2) "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1) "Control, control! You must learn control!"

TOP 10 LINES FROM RETURN OF THE JEDI

10) "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9) "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8) "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
7) "I never knew I had it in me."
6) "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab."
5) "There is good in him, I've felt it."
4) "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."
3) "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"
2) "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one."
1) "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
 

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

W.A.S... #1

Just in case.
On the ceiling of a toilet at a bar in Sydney. I pissed myself laughing.
Nice one BigW. Nice...

WOW. 
Yeah. You'll wait alright. 

The Chronicles of Hat

So, after a night of drinking with the Uni compadres, a hat was left behind.

This is his story.

Playing a little Guitar

Loves his Shelby

Playing some Black Ops

Watching the Races

Riding Shotgun

Driving for the first time

Doing uni assingments

Hanging out

see what I did there? =P

Mowing the Lawn


Surfin'

It must be beer o'clock